Dururu duruduruddu.. Dururu duruduruddu.. blast from the past..!
Probably the most lyrically boring song ever, but tuuuuuuuune nonetheless. HORNYYY AS HELL TODAY AHHH.
When you were young
You lost on everyone
Then you closed your eyes
And said your goodbyes
In a year
Or ten, I will be there
I will come for you
When you are on your own
On a chair
In a room with no one else
I will touch your hand
And say I understand
What we lost
Is equal to the cause
Of my skin on yours
And say you want it back
If you get time
Come back and be mine
If you pass by
I will see you in the sky
I hope that you’re told
I was young, now I’m old
If you pass by
I will see you in the sky
Now in the dark,
You’re a light without a spark
In a car you drive back home
To see your friends
While you say
That everytime you pay
You were broke because
Your love has got away
You’re the one
That fires off your gun
Then catches all the fire
When you’re done
Are you sure
That you have won this war?
‘Cause I heard you say
That this is our day
If you get time
Come back and be mine
If you pass by
I will see you in the sky
I hope that you’re told
I was young, now I’m old
If you pass by
I will see you in the sky
I’ll see you soon
I’ll see you soon
I’ll see you soon
You know
If you get time
Come back and be mine
If you pass by
I will see you in the sky
I hope that you’re told
I was young, now I’m old
If you pass by
I will see you in the skyBenjamin Francis Leftwich you absolute beaut. Wellllllll facebook is blocked at the new office, so looks like I’m rediscovering tumblr to pass the hours away seeing as I am my own boss. Doesn’t feel like summer yet, need some festivals under my belt this year. Looking forward to having the Lad-Pad with Steve, Stevie & 1 or 2 yet undefined others! Probably being dragged to casinos tonight PUKE. But on the plus side, HARRY POTTER tomorrow, cannot fucking wait.. going to be the highlight of my life after having the shittest week ever. If I see the words Edit Metadata again today I think I could murder someone. Need some new bands/music to listen to. Getting old :(
"I’m gonna have sex with you to this song"
— Magdalena Zarzecka
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The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.
"Are you insane?
No, I’m a pirate.
6 days until Bestival. 13 days until Underworld. 19 days until I finish work. 20 days until Sardinia. 31 days until Uni. And only 10 days of actual work left!
"Sak vide pa kanpe"
On an island in the sun
We’ll be playin’ and havin’ fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can’t control my brain
We’ll run away together
We’ll spend some time forever
We’ll never feel bad anymore0 days until I hand my notice in. 0 days until V Festival. 0 days until Reading. 9 days until Bestival. 22 days until I finish work. 23 days until Sardinia. 34 days until Uni begins. And only 13 days of actual work left.
One of the highlights of Reading. Awesome weekend. Thanks Steve, Ollie, Dent, Robin, Brimmers, Murph, Dave, Robbie, Ollie (Friday), Carson, Gaz, Kiran, Nixon, Ruth, Becca, Daisy & Lou.
0 days until I hand my notice in. 0 days until V Festival. 0 days until Reading. 10 days until Bestival. 23 days until I finish work. 24 days until Sardinia. 35 days until Uni begins. And only 14 days of actual work left.
Tea Potting
a sexual act performed on a male by a partner (straight or gay). the male fills a tea pot with warm (not hot!) water. he then places his balls into the open top of the tea pot. the partner then blows down the spout of the tea pot causing a jacuzzi effect on the males scrotum. it is then accompanied by a handjob. note: no boiling water or tea bags should be used at any time during this sexual act.
hey baby, did you wanna try something new tonight? yeah? i was thinking of tea potting
Okay, so it turns out my girlfriend is into some pretty strange stuff. Niiiiiiiice.
Might chop and change a little:
Billy Talent/New Young Pony Club
Queens Of The Stone Age/Mumford & Sons
Mystery Jets/Band Of Skulls
Wild Beats/Chiddy Bang
Cypress Hill/Kele/The Like
Paramore/Foals
0 days until I hand my notice in. 0 days until V Festival. 1 day until Reading. 15 days until Bestival. 28 days until I finish work. 29 days until Sardinia. 40 days until Uni begins. And only 15 days of actual work left.
Because of you
the winter feeds my heart
while summer blows and burns
my disappearing youth
My love is gone
Never feel again
Because of love
I feel nothing
<3
0 days until I hand my notice in. 0 days until V Festival. 1 day until Reading. 16 days until Bestival. 29 days until I finish work. 30 days until Sardinia. 41 days until Uni begins. And only 16 days of actual work left.
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Again, very very childish. But ever so hilarious.
